Scooter

(To the tune of "Night Train" by Guns n' Roses)

Anders Carlson, (on the group's return from the glaciology course at UNIS on Svalbard)

In Longyearbeen

One cold winter

Got a 30.06 under my arm

Said I need a scooter

A real straight shooter

And UNIS better git me one

Got one lecture left

In the UNIS hall

Got a test a comin really to soon

Got a big flair pistol

With 3 rounds to go

Drink beer, Ringnes with style

Well, I tell da polar bears they better

Be scared tonight

Wake up late

N' climb Lonyearbreen

Trekkin with no

Scooter from the scooter store

Well that's a gun for you

And a flair for me

But today,

I'm drivin like a freight train

Flyin like an airplane

Feelin my face burn

One more time today

Chorus (Sing over and over)

I'm on a scooter

I love this beast

I'm on my scooter

I can't drive fast enough

I'm on my scooter

Ready to flip in a turn

I never learn

I'm on my scooooter!!!!!

Yeaaah