I AM A HILL
to the tune of School House Rock - I am a Hill
by Michael
Atkins and the Glacial Geology class of 1994
INTRO:
I am a hill.
Yes, I am only a hill;
And my faces are all covered with till.
VERSE I:
I had no name when I formed
under ice very thick.
It was a mile above me,
it didn't move very quick.
CHORUS:
So I hoped and prayed
that it would move away,
and I could be a kame.
I am a hill.
Yes, I am only a hill;
And my faces are all covered with till.
VERSE II:
The water came from above
carrying mud and debris.
It piled on my sides
as it added to me.
CHORUS:
And I hoped and prayed
that it would move away,
and I could be a kame.
BACKGROUND:
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DURING
BACKGROUND (SPOKEN QUICKLY AS A LECTURE)
You see, I was formed by supraglacial sediment coming down a
moulin
through the Green Bay Lobe of the Laurentide Ice sheet. Until the
1880's
people thought I was just an average ordinary hill; then a geologist
from Ireland
identified hills like me for what we really are, and he gave us
a name...
CHORUS:
I was a hill.
Yes, I was
only a hill;
And my faces were all covered with till.
VERSE II:
I waited ten thousand years
after ice disappeared.
When Dave Mickelson found me
I had slump for a beard.
CHORUS:
But my hopes and prayers
had been heard somewhere
because he called me a kame.