GEOLOGIST OF VALDERS

to the tune of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon

lyrics by Gary Running (1992)

I saw a geologist with an Estwing in his hand,

Driving Moho through the Kettle Moraine in the rain.

He was looking for a thing called a Moulin Kame,

Gonna figure out which Lobe to blame.

Chorus:

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo,

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo.

You can hear him digging around in gravel pits,

You better had give him room.

Parnell Esker got excavated late last night,

Geologist of Valders again.

Chorus:

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo,

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo.

He's an energetic gent, with an Investigative bent,

Lately he's been analyzing Red Tills.

He's cleaning off exposures Jim,

His odds of finding frost cracks grim.

Huh, I'd hate to read his Thesis.

Chorus:

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo,

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo.

Saw Uncle Davey walkin' on a Drumlin,

Doing the Geologist of Valders.

Saw Uncle Davey Jr., walkin' on a Drumlin,

Doing the Geologist of Valders.

I saw a geologist digging up the Two Creek Forest Bed,

His stratigraphy was perfect.

Chorus:

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo,

Ah-hooo, geologist of Valders

Ah-hooo.