Welcome to the Stony Muse Online Store, your exclusive source for Rock Concert merchandise.


The Rock Concert CD


Click Image For Full Sleeve Art, Credits, and Track Listings

This does not exist yet, but it will. I cannot take official advance orders, but if you want to purchase a CD after the concert, write to me (jlskulan@geology.wisc.edu) and let me know how many you would like to buy. I'll put you on a list and contact you when they are ready.

THE OFFICIAL ROCK CONCERT POSTER IS HERE!

Poster

Designed and hand silk screened on French paper by James and Melissa Buchanan of The Little Friends of Printmaking. Limited edition of 100 prints. 17" x 22"

Please click here to buy a poster. Shipping and handling charges are $5/poster for the US and Canada, and $10/poster for all other countries.

The Rock Concert T-Shirts

Tired of scraping animal hides? Fig leaves getting hard to find? We have the perfect solution: conceal your nakedness with an official Rock Concert t-shirt. These garments are made of a revolutionary material created by the marriage of ancient craftsmanship and space age technology. Formed by the tight intermeshing of cotton fibers (i.e., fibres), this material is strong, yet light; durable yet flexible; thin, yet opaque and able to provide considerable warmth.

These cotton t-shirts, which some have described as the finest garments in existence, come in two styles, as shown below. They are available in adult sizes S, M, L, XL, and XXL.



Black shirt: $15/shirt all sizes; Tie dye shirt: $20/shirt all sizes.

If you prefer sleeveless shirts, we will gladly hack off the sleeves with this hunting knife. The cost of this fashion upgrade is a mere $1 per sleeve.

I usually use this knife to probe rock for dinosaur bones, but as a special favor I will use it to hack the sleeves off of your shirt, if you so desire. Simply check the "custom sleeve removal" box when you check out.

Please click here to make a purchase. Shipping and handling charges are $4/shirt for the US and Canada, and $10/shirt for all other countries. For bulk discounts, write to jlskulan@geology.wisc.edu